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 Post subject: From the land of Jomo!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:45 am 
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Ya mon! I'm posting from de island of Jamaica mon!!! Unfortunately, I didn't know how to get a hold of Jomo, so I got drunk on the beach in my all inclusive resort with my lovely new wife!!! Now I see why Jomo was such a nut, Jamaica is quite a populus! The people here are amazing, and walking through town as a white guy, makes you feel like a chunk of meat in a shark tank, haha. And holy cow are there a lot of swifts here! I even saw a lowered burgundy GTi at Sandals Royal Carribean. The ricer movement here is STRONG! All I see are 80s and 90s ricer cars with type R stickers, lowered, rims, tint, spoilers, primered body kits, and dents all over, :D. If anyone from Jamaica reads this, thanks for the amazing weather, it's Irie mon!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:21 pm 
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Watch for an ambulance passing with strobes and sirens. If you see one, Jomo should not be far behind. :ez_pimp:

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:17 pm 
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:lol: I think there must be a lot of suzuki in general over there...

Seen a new swift sport yet? 8)

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:26 pm 
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Is ever 2nd car a Corolla wagon?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:13 pm 
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HA!! Pictures... or it never happened :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: 8)
anyway congrats on the wife thing :D


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:58 pm 
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GeoZukiGTi wrote:
Ya mon! I'm posting from de island of Jamaica mon!!! Unfortunately, I didn't know how to get a hold of Jomo, so I got drunk on the beach in my all inclusive resort with my lovely new wife!!! Now I see why Jomo was such a nut, Jamaica is quite a populus! The people here are amazing, and walking through town as a white guy, makes you feel like a chunk of meat in a shark tank, haha. And holy cow are there a lot of swifts here! I even saw a lowered burgundy GTi at Sandals Royal Carribean. The ricer movement here is STRONG! All I see are 80s and 90s ricer cars with type R stickers, lowered, rims, tint, spoilers, primered body kits, and dents all over, :D. If anyone from Jamaica reads this, thanks for the amazing weather, it's Irie mon!!!



You white peoples is so funny! But you funny and crazy....what did you do with the old wife?
pics x2 or tommy's gonna certify ur thread real soon.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:59 pm 
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Alan,

these guys wanna see your wife in a bikini....

how long you guys there for??

wish I was there bud... it's disgusting here... cold and raining...

Also,

what's it like losing your virginity?

having to wait so long until you're married to lose your virginity sucks...doesn't it?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:32 pm 
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it was only his hetero virginity.

tommy, we know you popped his cherry a long time ago. :mrgreen:

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t3 ragtop wrote:
it was only his hetero virginity.

tommy, we know you popped his cherry a long time ago. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:42 pm 
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TGstring wrote:
Alan,
what's it like losing your virginity?
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Dunno man, she told me she's saving it for Vin Diesel :drunk: :blackeye:

The weather was beautiful! It rained a couple days, but it didn't stop me! It was still 85 outside, and I was armed with 2L of rum, and all the Red Stripe a man could ever want! :drunk: In all seriousness tho, if anyone is ever considering a resort, Sandals Montego Bay is the way to go! When they say all inclusive, they mean it! Even when you take excursions to other places around Jamaica, they still buy your lunch and drinks!

This was in 1 of the 3 resorts in the area you can take a private bus to for free :D
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You can be jealous now 8)
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:49 pm 
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That weather looks familiar.

Rum is good. :drunk:

Enjoy the trip man. 8)

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the only thing I see in the last pic is that guy's balls.

why.

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:31 pm 
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TGstring wrote:
the only thing I see in the last pic is that guy's balls.

why.


The real question to you Tommy is.....why am I not surprised? :ez_roll:

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:11 pm 
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TGstring wrote:
the only thing I see in the last pic is that guy's balls.


Looks familiar huh?

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